Sophie

1:53 AM

Our story begins in the bathroom of the dolphin tavern. It is goth night and this girl is asking me if she smells bad. I tell her she smells really good because she does. A conversation ensues between all 10 girlies cramped in the bathroom and I realize I am more intoxicated than I realized previously. My roommates are going to north Philly to a rave but I am getting back to west and to my bed. Goodnight

2:37am

Just kidding. Back in west and sitting on my couch and I have a four loko to drink

Also a white claw surge

3:00am

Need a chicken cheesesteak from Evans pizza. Badly. I order it to my house and then eat it like a feral goblin. I share some with the mice that live behind my stove. The landlord refuses to fix the holes to the outside of the house that are allowing them in. New age realty please fix my house and also the rotten floor by the downstairs toilet. Thanks

11:00am

I wake up with the craziest hangover I’ve had in awhile. I have nothing to do today thank god. Besides meet up with my girlies for brunch and I hustle to get dressed and leave my cute little room.

12:24pm

I really did miss that extra hour of sleep lost to daylight savings because I tripped and sprained my ankle running to get to the trolley. Nothing a margarita tower can’t fix thank god

2:45pm

Margarita tower crushed. Nice. Making my back west and need a salted vanilla latte with two shots of espresso and oat milk and also a cigarette. I get that from Reanimator coffee. it’s delicious and I have my afternoon constitutional once I’m back safely at home. Gets the pipes working amiright

3:04pm

I do my taxes. I should be getting a fat refund this year. Nice. I will use it to get more margarita towers with my girlies.

4:27pm

I’m doing homework in bed. I tell myself I’m never drinking again.

7:34pm

My boyfriend comes over and we spend some time on photoshop making artwork for music he’s going to release soon. I hope it will make us rich so I can keep getting margarita towers and we can keep going to Bing Bing for their Dandan noodles and I can get Lando at Tanta. 

10:03pm

Why am I in grad school and also working full time. I am having an existential crisis. I can’t listen to music with discernible lyrics anymore because I will get distracted and stop studying. Right now I am listening to planning for burial because it makes me wistful in that way where I forget that I must grind for margarita towers and the future of my unborn children. Here is a pic of his feet from when I saw him at philamoca last year.

11:39pm

Goodnight 🌙

Sophie likes girl rotting, going outside to touch grass, weird makeup, cooking amazing food for loved ones so they will never leave her, margaritas